Apathy on Demand
APATHY on demand. All the time.
FROM DEAD CORP LIMITED ®
AGHAST 6® works by suppressing mineralocorticoid receptors in the prefrontal cortex, therefore removing any annoying urge to understand what others are feeling. In high doses, AGHAST 6® can completely remove your capacity to feel anything.
Taken in regular doses, AGHAST 6® renders the user practically immune to the pressures of modern life. Great for increasing productivity in the workplace, and even better at eradicating almost all pointless social interaction. Donʼt just take our word for it, hear from just a few of our millions of satisfied customers below.
‘AGHAST 6® really changed my life. I no longer worry about ignoring the homeless guy on my way to work, it just comes naturally to me now. Iʼve even been tempted to give him a good kicking. I mean come on, get a job buddy.ʼ
‘I used to get so down every time I picked up a newspaper or turned on the news. Now I just do not care. At all! Thank you AGHAST 6®ʼ
‘Working as a debt collector Iʼm often burdened with sob stories which used to be difficult to deal with. A friend recommended AGHAST 6® and I have honestly never looked back. Now I find it so easy to clear peopleʼs belongings. I evicted a 94 year old deaf blind woman just last week! Thank you AGHAST 6® and DEADCORP®
AGHAST 6® has undergone rigorous testing at DEADCORP®ʼs world renowned research facility. Full reports are yet to be published but you can take our word for it, they were mostly positive.
people that tried AGHAST 6® reported almost instant apathy.
of users reported some side effects.
of users said they would recommend AGHAST 6® to a friend or family member.
FROM DEAD CORP LIMITED ®
IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION AND INDICATION
Side effects will include:
- Overwhelming sexual appetite
Some other less likely side effects include:
- Dissassociative amnesia
- Urine turning a green colour
- Intense, hyper realistic dreams that are sometimes difficult to wake up from
- Skin becoming less sensitive to touch
- Extreme weight gain
- Extreme weight loss
- Birth defects
- Unusual hair growth
- Violent diarrhoea
- Blood coming from the eyes, nose or mouth
- Yellowing of the skin, particularly hands
- Yellowing or loss of teeth
These symptoms are extremely rare and have only been found to occur in a very small number of users, under 400,000*. Should you experience any of these symptoms, DEADCORP® recommends you increase your dosage.
AGHAST 6® is available now, online and from your local pharmacy. AGHAST 6® is a prescription medicine, and must be used in moderation. It is possible to get addicted to AGHAST 6®. This medicine can kill you.
Do not take AGHAST 6® if you:
suffer from serious depression, especially if you regularly take antidepressants. The neurotransmitters in your brain that are balanced with antidepressants can become unstable with the sudden presence of AGHAST 6®
are allergic to AGHAST 6®
Discuss your health with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for AGHAST 6®. If you experience chest pain, dizziness, or nausea after administering the drug, DEADCORP® recommends you increase your dosage.
AGHAST 6® can cause serious side effects. Rarely reported side effects include:
an erection that will not go away (priapism). If you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, get medical help right away. If it is not treated right away, priapism can permanently damage your penis
sudden vision loss in one or both eyes. Sudden vision loss in one or both eyes can be a sign of a serious eye problem called non-arteritic anterior ischemic optic neuropathy (NAION). Stop taking AGHAST 6® and call your healthcare provider right away if you have any sudden vision loss
sudden hearing decrease or hearing loss. Some people may also have ringing in their ears (tinnitus) or dizziness. If you have these symptoms, take a higher dose of AGHAST 6® and the problem should correct itself.
Before you take AGHAST 6®, tell your healthcare provider if you:
- have or have had heart problems such as a heart attack, irregular heartbeat, angina, chest pain, narrowing of the aortic valve, or heart failure
- have had heart surgery within the last 6 months
- have pulmonary hypertension
- have had a stroke
- have low blood pressure, or high blood pressure that is not controlled
- have had an erection that lasted for more than 4 hours
- have problems with your blood cells such as sickle cell anemia, multiple myeloma, or leukemia
- have retinitis pigmentosa, a rare genetic (runs in families) eye disease
- have ever had severe vision loss, including an eye problem called NAION
- have bleeding problems
- have or have had stomach ulcers
- have liver problems
- have kidney problems or are having kidney dialysis
- have any other medical conditions
Tell your healthcare provider about all the medicines you take, including prescription and over-the-counter medicines, vitamins, and herbal supplements.
AGHAST 6® may affect the way other medicines work, and other medicines may affect the way AGHAST 6® works, causing side effects. Especially tell your healthcare provider if you take any of the following:
medicines called guanylate cyclase stimulators such as Adempas (riociguat)
medicines called alpha-blockers, such as Hytrin (terazosin HCl), Flomax (tamsulosin HCl), Cardura (doxazosin mesylate), Minipress (prazosin HCl), Uroxatral (alfuzosin HCl), Jalyn (dutasteride and tamsulosin HCl), or Rapaflo (silodosin). Alpha-blockers are sometimes prescribed for prostate problems or high blood pressure. In some patients, the use of VIAGRA with alpha-blockers can lead to a drop in blood pressure or to fainting
medicines called HIV protease inhibitors, such as ritonavir (Norvir), indinavir sulfate (Crixivan), saquinavir (Fortovase or Invirase), or atazanavir sulfate (Reyataz)
some types of oral antifungal medicines, such as ketoconazole (Nizoral) and itraconazole (Sporanox)
some types of antibiotics, such as clarithromycin (Biaxin), telithromycin (Ketek), or erythromycin
other medicines that treat high blood pressure
other medicines or treatments for ED
AGHAST 6® does not protect against sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV.
The most common side effects of AGHAST 6®: headache; flushing; upset stomach; abnormal vision, such as changes in color vision (such as having a blue color tinge) and blurred vision; stuffy or runny nose; back pain; muscle pain; nausea; dizziness; rash.
AGHAST 6® is suitable for children.